In Godric’s hollow,
Born (but not raised),
With dead parents was how I spent most of my days,
Chillin’ out, flyin ‘round and acting so cool,
Waving that wand like I was no fool,
When a bald, evil dude who was up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got one little scar and Dumbledore got scared,
He said you’re moving with your Aunt Petunia under the stairs.
(via chivalry-is-lost)



